This is just the fulfillment of a promise.  :)

Any of you remember that old children's song about the old lady who swallowed a fly?  I feel like we're living that, sometimes.

He started a civil war to distract from the nukes
He yelled about nukes to distract from the Muslim ban
He created a Muslim ban to distract from his "health care"
He leaned on his "health care" to distract from his staff
He hired his staff to distract from the wall
He talked up a wall to distract from his taxes
He hid his returns to distract from the spy

... I don't know why
With the Russians he'd spy;
Perhaps we'll die

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